misbehave

i not playin wit you guys

i don't care

apple

imagine

gin & tonic

if

f*ck that

normal is boring

f*ck off

coke

lifesavers

i'm not fat

impossibilities in the world

breaking news

a friend

you can be sexy at any size or age

we are not old

i don't live my life to please anyone

everyone talks about...

the passionate night

my goal

whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply

some of my best friends are flakes

i'm not fat

life is all about kicking ass not kissing it

life is all about a**

urgent warning for tomorrow

friends are like underpants

crazy has a whole new meaning

what the hell we're we thinking?!

i don't have short temper

if you haven't grownup by age 50 you don't have to

am i pissing you off-fa-fa?

bulldog and shitzu

some people call me a trouble maker

what is a calorie?

'holy shit you're hot' day!

too bad we can't gift wrap common sense

how to clean the house

and here i am!

being the black sheep

are you having a bad day?

it can muffle the sound

i'm always on my best behaviour

a fun filled little lollipop

old car guys get sent to nursing home

i'm just surprised as you are

i may not know karate..

how i learned to mind my own business